Choose your destiny, Commander..

(Source: edenprimes)


oh-deir:

ACTUAL MESSAGE OF (500) DAYS OF SUMMER THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY REALIZES


(Source: lydiasgotstiles)


(Source: subtubitles)



geniuscat:

She’s like a black sausage with arms.

geniuscat:

She’s like a black sausage with arms.



the-winchester-initiative:

posthumous-mcdouble:

Hypothesis: if women are worse at parking, it’s only because they’ve been lied to about what eight inches is their entire lives

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(Source: collectiveassbutts)


(Source: ren-kouha-kun)



“Everything is permitted. Isn’t that your Motto?”

Everything is permitted. Isn’t that your Motto?”

(Source: noseperiod)


idreaminwords:

frantzfandom:

awisemanoncesaidnothing:

Usain Bolt posing with his winning tortoise at a tortoise race

are you telling me the fastest man in the world spends his free time racing slow ass animals

And his is the fastest of those slow ass animals

idreaminwords:

frantzfandom:

awisemanoncesaidnothing:

Usain Bolt posing with his winning tortoise at a tortoise race

are you telling me the fastest man in the world spends his free time racing slow ass animals

And his is the fastest of those slow ass animals


(Source: gifbinge)


bulletbakas:

ain’t no friendship like a friendship where you’re either confused as siblings or gay lovers


On a scale of cuddles to rough sex i need everything on the fucking scale.

(Source: nocaptainmatt)


cuphaz:

when i was 14 my teacher made fun of my pimples in front of the whole class and my best friend was furious so whenever she saw the teacher she’s like “OH YOU GET NEW CRINKLES TODAY” “DID YOU LOSE WEIGHT COS APPARENTLY YOU DIDN’T” “HEY MA’AM IS THAT YOUR BUTT OR IS THAT YOUR BELLY THEY LOOK THE SAME” she got detention almost everyday even i told her to stop she still did it anyway if you dont know what golden friendship is this is